I had a customer come into the shoppe today and get in line at my desk. He said he needed to say the item that he was looking for or he would forget what it was called. So he blurted out, "I'm looking for a prophylactic!"
The other customer and I were a little shocked, but OK. "I'll be right with you sir," I told him. The other customer made a quick exit.
I led him to our 'sexual health' section. "Oh boy," he sighed. "I'm going to have to call my grandma and find out exactly what it is."
After calling her, he hands the phone to me. "Maybe she can explain what she needs," he said.
Talk about 'oh boy'. "So, what exactly are you looking for ma'am?" I asked.
"Probiotics," she siad. "What did he ask for?"
When I told her, her only comment was: O h ... m y ... g o s h.
All in a days work!
